Beef Dick

An extremely serious condition in which a mans dick turns a brownish/purple color. This results from possibly poop dick, dirty anal sex, Taco Bell, etc.

Synonyms: roast beef dick, poop dick, poop cock, when your dick gets sunburnt.

Hey, Mr. Taymen! Holy fucking shit, you’ve got a beef dick! (Mr. Taymen is a very large man)

Holy shit, how’d you get a hold of that beef dick?!

I can see your beef dick through your pants Mr. Taymen!

by Piss House March 28, 2022

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African beef beating

When the male is receiving head he will proceed to pull out and nut while simultaneously beating the female mercilessly with his colossal cock

Last night my girlfriend let me hit her with an African beef beating, it was awesome

by Nickarsen04 April 7, 2019

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peruvian beef stew

Repetitive anal punching until partially digested food erupts from the ass.

Jake bro, I forgot to eat last night but I sure did rock the Peruvian beef stew on that dumpster monger

by Bigfellah March 22, 2020

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beef curtains

It refers to when something's time has come to an end, most commonly used by YouTuber KubzScouts.

"It's beef curtains for me, everybody" -when something bad happened and you're probably going to die

by lexyy. September 11, 2023

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Subconscious Beef

1. (n.) when two or more parties don’t get along but they don’t know that they don’t get along.

2. (n.) when a person has bovine muscle tissue that they’ve forgotten about.

1. “Ezekiel and Mary Lou don’t get along well, but they have matching tattoos. They have subconscious beef.”

2. “Dolores keeps frozen meat in her freezer incase she wants to add that subconscious beef to her birthday cake.”

by Papi550 October 27, 2023

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