Neumann Mind-Fuck

When you have a boss named Neumann, who is SO intelligent, that you can enter his office with with resolve and with a valid demand and then leave not getting a goddamned thing you wanted, but feel like he gave you the winning numbers of the lottery.

Frank Z: Returning to his office, "FUCK!"
RickO: "What's wrong Frank?"
Frank Z: "I went to Neumann's office to demand that he let me fly business class."
RickO: "Was he receptive?"
FrankZ, rubbing his temples: "Dude, all I know is he explained how it's WAY better to fly coach and that just riding in an airplane is reward enough for anyone. I walked out gushing with gratitude and positivity until I got to the hallway. How the fuck does he do that?"
RickO: "It's called the 'Neumann Mind-Fuck'. He uses it on everyone. ...Do you still have your wallet?"
FrankZ pats his empty rear pockets and screams to the ceiling, "Fuck!"
I went to speak with Neumann about a better coffee machine. Now, I can't stand the taste of coffee... What happened...?
You've just had the Neumann Mind-Fuck.
by Professor Simon J. Futtbucker September 09, 2023
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when yo password dont work and you get mad
I CANT REMEMBER THIS FUCKING PASSWORD *flipos table*
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Gentle Fuck Man

The adult, classy and well-rounded version of a Fuck Boy. This person typically has good intentions, knows wrong from right, weighs the pros and cons and knows exactly what the best decision is, however they still proceed with the fuck boy decisions.
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fuck my cunt

Damnit Rob why don't u just fuck my cunt ?
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Fuck-Snausage

A term of mild abuse for a person who is intelligent, but then does completely retarded things in social situations.
When I went to introduce my friend to him, she said "It's nice to meet you!", and fuck-snausage said "yeah yeah, whatever" and walked straight passed her.
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Knuckle Fucked

It is when you clock a muther fucker in the face while you have your middle finger extended.
Dude this chauch was talking serious trash at the club last night, so I straight up Knuckle Fucked his ass.
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NO POINTING FUCK YOU FINGER

a phrase said by a kid on gamejolt that was mad at people reacting with the middle finger emoji.
NO POINTING FUCK YOU FINGER 🤬🤬🤬🤬
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