First sexual intercourse after ending it with your significant other. Done primarily to reaffirm that you are still in the game and a one-time pass to engage in guilt-free, no-strings-attached indulgence of your primal desires with someone who would otherwise be socially off-limits.
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I was at work yesterday and realized all my coworkers had left, all our supplies was not where I remember it, and a family of 10 just came in, I am very confuzzle fucked
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