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Fuck Monkey Butt

When your so desperate that you will fuck anything, including a monkey
Jacob: God damn, I need someone to fuck
Kris: Why not fuck a monkey?
Jacob: what and be a Fuck Monkey Butt? No way...
Kris: I did...
by Jellotin Desert September 6, 2009
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Who the Fuck is Dennis?

Did the worms send you?
So, I have one question to ask you. A very important question. A question which must never be asked under normal circumstances, but I feel I must:

WHO THE FUCK IS DENNIS?
by Brother_Andre November 29, 2020
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national fuck day

by abhxbefne October 12, 2019
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I know you fucking lying

(Ikyfl) Its a saying that kinda means that what you just said is so crazy that it might as well be a lie
Him-Lol that was the girl that broke up with me
Friend- I know you fucking lying
by ifyou November 20, 2021
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Astro-fuck

An Astro-fuck derived from “Astronomical mind fuck” is the process of having your mind blown by a sudden revelation.
“What an absolute ‘Astro-fuck’ of a story Kieth!”

“Three Doritos stuck together… forming one mega triangle? What an absolute ‘Astro-fuck’!”

You mean to tell me… you managed to solve that Rubix cube by just using your ears? ‘Astro-fuck’!”

“Brian, that was some good shit my G. A most astonishing ‘Astro-fuck’!”

“That rainbow badger wielding nunchucks ain’t real, Frank… it was just an ‘Astro-fuck’ of a trip”

“Hobnob moment? Na fuck of mate… Kain moment? Na… it was all just a complete ‘Astro-fuck’ of a moment”

“What a complete ‘Astro-fuck’ of a day”

“I’ll need a lie down after that ‘Astro-fuck’”
by Mr. Shooka-medeek June 17, 2023
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Fucked

"yo bro if the principalsees us we're FUCKED!"
by Penisflattenerisbroken January 27, 2020
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Three Fucking Years In Starry Internet And No Calls Of Compressed Video Games So Either You Are Level (7) With Me Or Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Will Kill You
Three Fucking Years In Starry Internet And No Calls Of Compressed Video Games So Either You Are Level (7) With Me Or Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Will Kill You
by ExeeloguiexE April 16, 2025
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