blue moon weed

blue moon weed is when you smoke weed under the full moon while blue balling yourself while masturbating

yooo dude it was such a blast last night i had the best blue moon weed ever!

by paneshroud December 22, 2023

The Bluey-weed Paradox

The paradox that results when one smokes or otherwise inhales cannabis then, as a full grown adult, proceeds to watch children shows all the while claiming it is an adult show, despite the show being designed for toddlers.

"My buddy keeps watching Bluey and smoking weed! He's fallen for the Bluey-weed paradox."

by Dr15$ November 12, 2023

Jade the weed queen

Jade is an interesting girl. A total weirdo, but good vibes always. She is a fiend. She always has a crusher or paper on her waiting for the next blunt. She loves her friends to death. She is easy to like and very hard to forget. For that long lasting impression get yourself a jade weed queen

Jade the weed queen is always really.

I want to be like Jade the weed queen.

by Kuukie November 21, 2023

Wacking the weed wacker

Jerking off the old meat stick

“Tell Lenny to stop wacking the weed wacker!!😕🫵”

by BigWeeneeMan14 February 12, 2024

Farting on the Weedgie

When you do something thinking it's going to be good, funny, or helpful and it all blows up in your face.

Dave literally let rip on Ross's shoulder at lunchtime and ended up getting his sandwiches chucked out of the window.
"Well that didn't quite go as planned, that was a literal case of farting on the weedgie."

by Maximo Flo March 6, 2024

Pass the Weed

U tweakin bro

Yo bro u know I could have went pro… yeaaaa bro pass the weed.

by JayDaMan_2x April 13, 2024

Ignoriance of the weed

Stonerfication of "Ignorance," but includes an active, willful element as pertains to non use of marijuana.
Often a playful, chiding reprimand intended to provoke immediate inhalation of marijuana smoke.

Katie: "I charge you with ignoriance of the weed!"
Lisa: "I refute it thus:" *Takes a toke* *Blows the smoke*

by k80theshade February 18, 2025