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Thomas the wank engine

Me: have you seen Harry, he’s being a proper Thomas the wank engine today
by The one and only me October 3, 2019
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Waiting wank

Waiting wack is when you have enough time to wank one out to pass the time for whatever it is you are waiting for
I was waiting for my food order so I went into the bathroom and did a quick Waiting wank to pass the time
by Scribe-Blur June 11, 2017
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Wank

A collective noun for two or more psi’s of hip waders or a group of two or more people wearing hip waders
1) the fishing lodge had a wall of a wank of waders for the fishermen to wear
2) the fishing stream was busy with a wank of guys fly fishing
by Docksee March 2, 2023
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Wotsit Wank

The act of masturbation having recently indulged in the consumption of Wotsits resulting in an orange penis due to the excessive cheesy residue.

Not to be attempted after spicy Cheetos.
He had a Wotsit Wank, and now he's wandering around with an orange cock!
by Wotsit Wnkr July 8, 2025
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Wanking Impaired

Not being able to wank
Jarra - I cant wank no more!! :o

Keira - Your so wanking impaired
by somerandompedo123456789 May 23, 2011
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wank bank

Alan says i should send him porn for his wank bank
by Catalan Johnni April 27, 2023
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Crouch Wank

When you receive an unsolicited video of someone crouched down, so low you can see their goofy, in front of a mirror jerking it and blowing their load on said mirror.
Omg I just got a crouch wank from Louis on snap!!
by JamesBr November 30, 2023
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