ur sis unqueer

Power: 900,000,000,000. The nuclear option for erasing straightness from genealogy. Turns family reunions into Pride parades and converts minivans into dyke vans. Surviving relatives report sudden urges to read Audre Lorde.

*Karen: "you’re grandpa trap!!"
Queer Anarchist: "ur sis unqueer."
Karen’s Sister: marries a cactus
The PTA dissolves.

by cupcakesmasher May 10, 2025

Ur history a mistery

The completion of all insults. Overrules ur ancestors incestors and ur species feces.

Human: ur ancestors incestors
Guy: ur species feces
Everyone:(silent)
Human: ur history a mistery
Everyone: (questioning their own existence)

by Coolman29 June 18, 2018

Ur..mumlol

Very cool moot. Always interacts with me and is very lovely

Ur..mumlol is an amazing mutual!

by Whattisthis January 01, 2022

ur mum lol

damn u just got nae naed

ewdshuqwhdsvw ur mum lol dcedsvcegvygrv

by yeefeeree November 16, 2020

keep u on ur toes

A really cool phrase to use whenever u want to say that ur gonna keep somebody waiting for something or otherwise alert.

Repopularized by Linus 😎😎

Gaby: “How are you going to do that?”

Linus: “Idk yet. I’ll keep u on ur toes.”

by #1gabyfan March 18, 2023

betch ur boots

You betch-ur-boots is another term for, "you betcha" or most definitely, you can count on it, for sure. Example: "Hey you guys, I'm on my way back from the Bahamas, is it snowing in Chicago?"

"You betch-ur-boots it is Valerie!"

"Betch ur boots" example: Hey you guys, I'm on my way back from the Bahamas, is it snowing in Chicago?"

"You betch-ur-boots it is Valerie!"

by Danielbenjaminiam March 27, 2015

Ur chick has a dick

Better than ur family tree lgbt

Peter: ur mom gay
You: ur chick has a dick
Peter: * face melts of and explodes into pieces*

by Jurrememeboy March 24, 2018