National Monk ur friend KYLEE

December 28th

National Monk ur friend kylee includes throwing their books, stomping on their feet, and then screaming “GET MONKED HAHAHAHA” In their face, all while doing the gangnam style.

by CANIJUSTPUTMONKASMYUSER December 14, 2023

bang ur bf day

on july 21st, u bang ur bf until he gets exhausted

kris: hey pookie its bang ur bf day
kuya: sighs……..

by kuyazinzane December 17, 2023

ur mom

absolutley dissing ur mom me personally not taking that thoe.

ur mom so stupid she thought dunkin donuts was a basketball team

by hahalolfatass December 19, 2023

Ur mum

The comeback of all comebacks. Used for the ultimate destruction of your friends when you have nothing else to say.
Also used for referring to Morgz Mum (aka. The Bill Gill) who is too amazing for this world but at the same time bald martin is better than her.

Homie 1: Bruh, you got fuking slapped out there my g
Homie 2: Your mum got fuking slapped lol

by TheBigGill December 5, 2022

ur non existent dad

oh my god its your dad oh wait he doesnt exist. (tur: matt doesnt have a dad) Mat: oh wow we have something in common!!11!

ur non existent dad doesnt exist 😱😱😱😱

by MatMannn_ December 7, 2022

ur mom

The BEST joke in the entire world

Person 1: Wht are u doing
Person 2: ur mom ;)

by arandomcatto December 8, 2022

ur mom

overrated your mom jokes used by middle and high schoolers

mike: haha ur mom
daniel: you are so inmature

by nOXisNotoKAy December 9, 2022