turtle bumped the cloth

A severe prairie dogging situation where it actually touched your underwear before going back in your butt

Awww quick , get off the highway i can't make it , the turtle bumped the cloth !!!

by Big donker January 24, 2021

Turtle Monkey

A man that has a long neck, a hairy body and a monkey face.

Guy 1- see this guy right there?

Guy 2- He looks like a turtle monkey.

by Defineiswhatido January 26, 2021

Turtle

Also spelled: Afghanistan, Afghanische, TŌRTŁĘ, AOAOOAOAO, yeetusyeetuscommitselfdeletus.
a n y t h I n g

se det är en fet slemmig sköldpadda som vissa vsco-tjejer vill knulla
turtle

by eggeddogged January 27, 2021

Ninja turtles

What you think of when you look at the 50 cent The Massacre CD cover.

50 cent's CD The Massacre reminds you of the Ninja Turtles doesn't it?

by Solid Mantis February 7, 2021

Scaring The Turtle

A euphemism for anal sex.

I had to tell my wife last night to hurry up on the toilet. If the turtle didn't go for freedom now then I'd be scaring The Turtle back up there later.

by GravediggerJim February 14, 2021

turtle perv

A pervert that loves turtles. Especially infant turtles the bloody pedo

"OMG HE'S SUCH A TURTLE PERV!"
"I KNOW DID YOU SEE HOW HE WAS LOOKING AT SQUIRT DURING NEMO??"

by Duck perv February 14, 2021

turtle eggs

when 10 guys each put their nutsacks in one man's butthole and ejaculate at the same time

hesus: dammn those turtle eggs last night are what keep me from committing suicide.

by the titty ytickler February 22, 2021