The Oreo-Biscuit

When you dunk your balls into a mouth full of cum

They let me give them The Oreo-Biscuit last night

by Gooblen June 10, 2023

sea biscuit

an extremely ugly male who gets mad when you don’t send him nudes. he insults you because you wolnt send him pics when he is the ugliest one. he fell out of a snails ass

that guy is such a sea biscuit after i wouldn’t let him beat his meat to my pics

by madison ur mom May 1, 2022

Shit cunt biscuit

For when you so pissed off you can't think of anything else to say such as fuck, shit, bitch, god damnit, etc.

Tom: when's the paper due?

Greg: 2 days from now.

Tom: oh come the fuck on! I'm at a lost for words.

Greg: have you tried shit cunt biscuit?

Tom: Ah shit cunt biscuit.

by Tardotheassmonkey May 29, 2017

Bugger Biscuits

When you've forgotten to do something or made a stupid mistake.

Bugger Biscuits I didn't put the bins out

by 3001spike October 3, 2018

clown biscuit

A tubby wanker who turns in front of you after leaving Taco Bell

Ahh you clown biscuit

by Pbandjennay April 16, 2021

gas station biscuit

A donut

I wake up and get me a gas station biscuit
Head to town, wash it down with some Mountain Dew - Florida Georgia Line

by GullibleOne October 13, 2020

Cozier than a hair in a biscuit

When you’re very, snug, cozy, or comfortable.

Popularized by Michael Evans in 2021.

Last night while the snow was falling and the fireplace was roaring, I felt cozier than a hair in a biscuit!

by geej123 April 17, 2021