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Bury the turtle

The act of going balls deep (vaginally, anally, and or orally) in anyone (thing) with an erect penis
by Sterling Koch June 8, 2022
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Turtle Gang

In the mist of Janesville, Minnesota there's a gang the turtle gang. They are the best gang out there they roam the street and the school we will attach and our sheld is our backs. We will attach the white spider gang.
The turtle gang is the best gang who ever lived
by Iliketurtlesalottt December 5, 2018
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Scaring The Turtle

I had to tell my wife last night to hurry up on the toilet. If the turtle didn't go for freedom now then I'd be scaring The Turtle back up there later.
by GravediggerJim February 14, 2021
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Turtle

may come in the form of a complusive lier, usually resides in the tri state area, also enjoys spending its time riding small hard objects that are from its own family blood lines, plans are not its strong point and will dodge any form of communication followed up by a poor excuse, that usually equates to "tonite the turtle was captivated by his father in the bed room and willing and openly proformed sexual acts while getting the utmost enjoyment from it"
tonite the turtle was captivated by his father in the bed room and willing and openly proformed sexual acts while getting the utmost enjoyment from it
by hmmhmm January 13, 2011
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horny turtle

A horny douchbag who streches his neck and sticks out his horny head which makes one look like a horny turtle.
Girl: Ben is such a horny turtle! I heard he watched porn when we went camping!
Cooler girl who gives no fucks: Nah whatever.
by Wtf am i doing July 15, 2018
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turtle head

When you have to take a mad dump and the shit is starting to almost protrude out your anus
Friend : hey bud are u okay

You: No I have a turtle head poking out
by CanadianComputerGuy December 2, 2025
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Turtle bender

The guy who has a fetish for turtles and regually has sexual inter course with them
by Ebneezerthegee July 22, 2017
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