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LADWP Smoke Show

Smoke and mirrors pretend to care rule violating complicit in discrimination and corruption puppet show of incompetence and retaliation on the rate player's dime.
The grievance was denied after the LADWP Smoke Show ended at the LADWP Board of Commissioners Grievance hearing.
by SSOISAJOKESHOW July 3, 2025
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Smoking Dragon

When you're girl lights up a cigarette, bang her doggystyle and when she inhales her last puff, stick it down her throat and hold her nose
My girl wanted to quit her cigarette habit so I gave her a smoking dragon
by Slimy Mexican July 4, 2025
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Smoking a wrench

i just saw Zach smoking a wrench
by lo4218 July 10, 2025
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Smoking the moose

Doing something that is destined to fail or hopeless.

Derived from the story of Chris McCandless, specifically how he tried to smoke a moose in the freezing Alaskan wilderness.
Person 1: “Yo bro, I think I’m going to email Professor Williams and see if he’ll give me some extra credit so I can pass the class.”
Person 2: “Come on man, you’re averaging a 10 in his class. You’re smoking the moose.”
by Abceinstein July 23, 2025
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Smoking bloke

The act of slobbering over a gentleman's hard chap aka a bj

The act is generally between 2 males, also see cigarette
Hey, have you seen scott and Dave?

Nope, probably smoking bloke in those public toilets again
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