token penis

The one male in a group of females. Usually the male has to do tasks the females don't wish to or are unable to do.

Tom was the token penis at our card game and had to get on the ladder to change the lightbulb.

by arktikwife April 24, 2011

Penis Missile

A Penis Missile is a common term used for a sport motorcycle. It was derived from the more popular term Crotch Rocket.

Davey: dude check out my new motorcycle.

Shane: awesome

Davey: ya its not one of those penis missile's

Shane: Penis Missile ?

Davey: ya like a Crotch Rocket.

by daveythenavy December 27, 2010

Penis-satisfier

A girl who is good-looking but not as much as she thinks she is. But therefore gets with whoever she wants, thinking that it is because of how attractive she is, when really it is just because of how horny he is. The typical "popular girl"

Andy: Dude, Carol is so hot!

Marc: No dude, you just wanna do her cuz she is blond and has big tits.

Andy: Ya man, your right, but you'd reck that shit too!

Marc: Of course dude, she's a penis-satisfier, that's all she is.

by monkeychip35 February 19, 2011

penis nigger

when your friend is an ass

You:"Stop being a penis nigger"

by USsr188486 May 20, 2019

Penis snuggling

When your girlfriend snuggles up to you with the sole purpose of fondling your penis.

Man says"Mickey what are you doing I'm trying to go to sleep" as his girlfriend snuggles up to him and gives him a reach around. Girlfriend says "I'm penis snuggling babe trying to get lucky."

by Mickey Roonie October 26, 2011

Penis puffer

A gay man that not only smokes cigarettes but also sucks dick

“Mom that man is a penis puffer”

by 3.6 grapplebees January 3, 2021

Penis Clout

any kind of signs showing that you got laid. Think of it like an 8th grader keeping that crusty nut in their hair and using it to show everyone at school as proof that they clapped cheeks

rachael-“yo did u hear about savannah doin the nookie?!”
ben-“yeah she got that penis clout”

by irlpenisclout February 23, 2019