Alley Cat

A glass of water ordered in a bar between alcoholic beverages and/or shots in an attempt to sober up.

After three shots of Patron, I had to order a few alley cats to push through the rest of the night.

by Emily Starolis March 14, 2007

Wet Cat

Your cat being wet by hot men or women, the child appropriate way.

Joe Perry is hot af! I think I have a wet cat..

by MrsTonyIommi July 13, 2020

Cat Man

A guy who acts like a cat. He tends to be more self-centered, comes and goes whenever he pleases, and takes lots of naps.

"DA-NA-NA-NA-NA CAT MAN!"

"That guy is such a cat, man. I'm allergic to him!"

by Allergictocatmen October 18, 2011

Cat-tailing

This is a practical joke where you would take a crap, then take the turd and place it on a friends or enemy's car anttena.Making sure to leaving enough room for a little of the antenna to be above the turd. Best when done in cold months that it can actually form and stay on the antenna.

Cat-tailing} - A turd on a car antenna.

by saywhat. December 7, 2011

Cat-bark

The sound a cat makes when meowing

That cat just made a cat-bark

by Shadow ^_^ May 24, 2010

shanked the cat

To mess up the sistuation, to screw over a person or group of people by narking on them or mentioning someing to the wrong person. to tell a secret or reveal senstave information to people that could use it for blackmail.

"Damn Tommy, you really shanked the cat this time, why did you tell melinda that i was allergic to her perfume!"

"Don't shank the cat billy, don't mention that you are inlove with sally, OK!"

by LaidBackGuy1988 December 11, 2005

cat girls

girls that were made purely by the devil

my cousin has a collection of cat girls body pillows!
bruh thats stupid af.

by cracc idiotson January 29, 2021