Alex

Alex

My name is alex

by Zarif Bloodborn November 23, 2021

Alex the Thief

One who breaks up with roommate... but takes the prized possession- The Toaster Oven.

He does this, while the roommate has sentimental value & assumes values.

Then. He doesn’t even use it.

Dick.

Dude. I thought we were friends. Alex the Thief

I went to make my delicious toast... And. It.Was.Gone. The precious toaster oven.

by Bitchy bartender June 27, 2019

alex turner

a hot man who every girl with good taste wants to marry

“alex turner” is so hot

by thatisfp July 22, 2023

Alex

Alex is a loving oerson who loves his family. He has a daughter named Sophia, and a wife named Emily.
He also loves children.

Alex loves infants.

by Jackter March 21, 2023

Alex

Silly goose

Alex is such a silly goose

by anonymous December 9, 2023

Alex

Alex is the type to sit around and listen to everything you have to say even when shes at her lowest though it seems like she is sad a lot she is an amazing person with a big heart and an amazing personality, she is beautiful and has gorgeous hair with precious eyes, Alex is the best.

Boy1: you know Alex?
Boy2:The one with lovely eyes?
Boy1:Yeah.

by anonymous November 6, 2022

Alex

The very first bitch in recorded in history. The first version of the Bible recorded a man named Alex who was condemned to be the worlds greatest bitch. The name Alex is a basic everyday bitch. A great 15th century author who is unknown wrote a book referencing the Worlds greatest unnatural phenomenon the birth of Alex the legendary bitch. The only works found was titled Alex is a bitch

Your being a real big Alex today

by AlexKINGisAbitch February 23, 2020