Texas Steamboat

When you pry open the hole at the tip of the penis. Scoop the fluid out with a meth pipe and smoke it.

The wife is gonna pull a texas steamboat after dinner on Friday.

by Giggles the clown May 1, 2023

Texas

Texas is an average state in America. Yeah, we have a million races of people here, but at least they’re accepted. There are meth heads and drug addicts, but those are practically everywhere nowadays. We do use y’all a lot. We like hanging out, bbq, and late night television watching. It’s quite fun here, but it sucks when you hear what other people say about our Texan pride. We love our state, get over it you stupid person from Oklahoma. We don’t have Oklahoma, but sometimes they’re just so rude about us, we have to. I live in an average suburban area in south Texas. I am in the Houston area but not living in Houston. We do love cooking! (Especially BBQ, it’s just our culture) I can’t believe I have to say this, but it isn’t the 20th century anymore. We don’t ride horses everywhere (honestly that would help the environment though), wear cowboy gear every day (maybe when we celebrate or go to the rodeo), drink too much beer, and say yee haw. I don’t think I’ve ever used that seriously in my life. Every state has flaws. Also, we aren’t the only country that decided to join a larger group. Don’t act like we’re so weak and terrible. Also, don’t get started with the George W. Bush crap. People are very shitty and I could name from terrible people from every other state too. Fuck you. But otherwise, just please stop harassing Texans. We are cool and have good sweet tea, just chill with us.

Lily: I’m from Texas!
John: Cool, I’m from Arkansas. What’s it like there?
Lily: It’s pretty nice here. One second it’s hot, the next it’s even hotter.

by Cheese milk blender May 13, 2023

Smoking on Texas

To smoke a large blunt of some kind

Im smoking on Texas

by Thumbybruh August 28, 2023

The Texas of the North

The Texas of The North refers to how New Hampshire is known as being the New England state that most resembles the way of Texas living. From hating taxes, to loving alcohol, and being the only place you’ll see cowboy hats in New England, there are a lot of similarities between the two states.

New Hampshire is the Texas of the North kid, if you don’t like it go to our liberal neighbor

by HowdyHey August 28, 2023

deep in the heart of texas

Every Texan has this song engraved in their mind

the starts at night.. are big and bright...
DEEP IN THE HEART OF TEXASSSSSS

by anonymous September 13, 2023

Texas A&M Syndrome

When a football team (college or otherwise) plays the best football you’ve ever seen playing at home and looks like absolute garbage everywhere else. Can be used for any sport.

This team of ours could be really special this year if they didn’t have Texas A&M Syndrome.

by cfbfan95 September 23, 2023

Texas Three Piece

When you have a homosexual threesome with someone’s father and stepfather simultaneously.

I took your dad and stepdad to Carls Jr and we split a Texas Three Piece in the bathroom.

by TomatoFlameBoy September 23, 2023