Side schlong

When a penis is going down your leg and can be seen.

Peter: "Yo dawg he got side schlong"
Pedro: "Damn dawg that is long and curvy!"

by Tobiki08 May 17, 2022

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Jap Side

Jap Side is a term used as a replacement for asshole.

"Go take it up your Jap Side"
"No"

by NUCL3AR May 17, 2022

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if you get on jay's bad side IT IS OVER FO YA SHAWTY. jay will cut u off if u did sum to him or if u play him he will cuss u out if he knew from the start u were a fake mf this nigga will cut u off slowly if he love u cuz it hard for him for the girl be likin for a long time but if u friendzone him he will drop yo ass like he dropped his niggas off the court . but he cute, funny,loving,weird,goofy,understanding ;).

random girl; i dont like u like that anymore jay ..

jay; oh alr *ignores,lies,distant to her*

jay bad side is evil..

by quwandale dingle<3 May 17, 2022

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Side-bite

The friendly game of declaring "side bite" while your friends have a subway sandwich for lunch and as a result getting to take a bite out of their sandwich which generally is such a large bite that it cross-sections the sandwich and splits it into two distinct pieces.

"Ayy yo let me get that 'side-bite'. Fuck Jerry... I thought we stopped that shit. No no no my man pass it up you know how we do...."

by Aquan9 May 22, 2022

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Side effects

Kombucha trials 001

Hym "Ugh... What IS it? What even IS it?"

Iam "I don't know... Google it."

Hym "Gah! My face is warm and my stomach is hot and it won't stop growling. Why did you buy this!?"

Iam "Stop drinking it then! I don't know! I've heard of it but I've never tried it and the bottle made it look good."

Hym "The bottle made it look- Are you retarded!? The bottle looks like a recycled rat poison bottle! Nothing about this screams 'delicious beverage!' "

Iam "Stop drinking it if you don't like it!"

Hym "We don't have anything else that is carbonated."

Iam "Not everything needs to be carbonated!"

Hym "Haa... Everything is hot. My body temperature has raised by, like, 10⁰. It's like all of the side effects of being drunk without any of the intoxication..."

Iam 😖+🤦+🤏 "You're not even listening anymore... 😑 Alright. Do what ever you want. I'm leaving."

Hym "Blegh! It's like Pepsi and NyQuil teamed up to make Seaweed & NyQuil flavored soda... It's like the soda equivalent to salt and vinegar flavored chips... Ugh! Where are you going? Get more Kombucha!"

by Hym Iam June 3, 2022

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