by kaylaxkitten July 28, 2022
Get the Rusty Sleeping Bagmug. an absolute dump truck of an ass, like we're cardi b, nicki minaj status. you know the want to hang with but you won't bring home to momma.
by Krysstall April 22, 2021
Get the RUSTY DUSTYmug. Much like a Cleveland Steamer, the Rusty Wallace begins by one participant squatting and defecating upon the chest of the second participant and then rubbing it in.
Instead of steam rolling it as one classically would, the user dives their face in the shit and blow through it. The resulting holes then can be covered and uncovered to be played like a rusty old trombone.
Instead of steam rolling it as one classically would, the user dives their face in the shit and blow through it. The resulting holes then can be covered and uncovered to be played like a rusty old trombone.
I wanted to get to work on time today, but I was still busy cleaning up shit after giving a Rusty Wallace to that slut Cindy.
We hit a new milestone in our relationship with a Rusty Wallace. I never thought my girlfriend would play her shit like a trumpet for me.
We hit a new milestone in our relationship with a Rusty Wallace. I never thought my girlfriend would play her shit like a trumpet for me.
by Apairadeez December 11, 2022
Get the Rusty Wallacemug. When your fucking her in the ass and just before you finish you pull out and shove your shit covered dick into her mouth.
by xjxmxsx October 11, 2017
Get the trusty rustymug. The opposite of a golden opportunity. This happens when a desirable situation occurs, but the conditions are not to your liking.
Joe: You had a golden opportunity to hook up last night. What happened?
Mike: That was a rusty opportunity and you know it. I don't bang fat chicks.
Mike: That was a rusty opportunity and you know it. I don't bang fat chicks.
by 2014_chiguy June 12, 2014
Get the rusty opportunitymug. When a brown-skinned man is having sex and he's mid thrust about to ejaculate, someone turns the lights on and off so that it resembles the white and black of a panda
by that0nefunnyguy January 6, 2019
Get the Rusty Pandamug. Guy with a big dick. Women usually run from its size. Certified asshole and alcoholic. Usually one who has seen all and done all.
by crod20162017 December 20, 2016
Get the don rustymug.