Retard

what my mom calls me

mom: YOU WERE A MISTAKE
me: i was? im sorry
mom: YOUR A FUCKING RETARD

by help.me.plz. September 21, 2022

retard

You nigga lmao

You fucking retard

by SAMCAHOI February 22, 2020

retarded bitch

The most commonly used word(s) that the secret squad uses b/c of how retarded all of the group members usually are

Bella:wtf you retarded bitch y are u climbing the telephone poll

by blindpersonhrs September 22, 2019

Retard Jon

Retard Jon is a person who was not born retarded but simply drank himself retarded.

my buddy is a real retard jon

by dopelemon June 11, 2020

Retard

If you don't know what a retard is you probably are one

Daniel is a retard, he's really stupid

by Lars Larsson October 13, 2017

Retarded-Hormonal-Monkey

A person, generally male, who preys on younger girls with an external intent of love and caring but with the hidden motive of sex. This person generally doesn't understand the feelings of females and when tries to comprehend may need to dump the girl, or perform a sexual act with another girl to rebuild his self-esteem

Girl 1: Hey I got with this guy the other day, he's so sweet and caring.
Girl 2: If I were you, I'd dump him right now, everyone knows he's a retarded-hormonal-monkey!

by TheLegendThatBe October 8, 2011

Retardes

Somebody acting immature/childish

Andrew was acting very retardes today

by Yepimazure ツ August 15, 2025