Any One's Can Of Corn Contra A Pack Of Eminems

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 21, 2025

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Parachute Packing

Mostly used for small plane owners. When you have free time away from your significant other, a phrase you use to throw them off the scent while you secretly indulge in secret sexual fetishes.

Honey, I promise, I’m only parachute packing today.

by Flanny McDougansnorfer May 10, 2025

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pack-a-day chewer

person who goes through a packet of chewing gum in a day/night

Pete got his friend, Schmidt, a pack of gum, but like the pack-a-day chewer he is, he burned through it in a day

by MartianSupremacist May 27, 2025

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John Pack

A Carton of Cigarettes

Stop hogging the John Pack

by MM251 May 28, 2025

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Packing Tape

Pertaining to one’s butthole and/or butthole stuff

“Hey, do you have any Packing Tape?”
Would translate to:
“Hey, can I see that butthole?”
Or
“Can we get some Packing Tape”
Would translate to:
“Can we do some butthole stuff?”

by KindDingaling June 10, 2025

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