by penguinita January 3, 2017

DEEP in the south where any hole will do, there are “special” pros that will take out the apparatus holding their colostomy bag in place and let you use the hole in their stomach.
For a nominal fee of course!
For a nominal fee of course!
Goodtime Gretchen: Hey doc! Can you swab my hole? I think I’ve got another STD.
Doc: Ok, please remove your pants.
Gretchen (lifting her shirt): Not down there! They pay more money at the Crawdad Saloon for this hole!!
Doc: That Shreveport Side Pocket is paying the note on that double shotgun!
Doc: Ok, please remove your pants.
Gretchen (lifting her shirt): Not down there! They pay more money at the Crawdad Saloon for this hole!!
Doc: That Shreveport Side Pocket is paying the note on that double shotgun!
by Alabama Crawdangle August 10, 2022

A sad step below "Netflix and Chill", it's what you would do with some "bitch ass punk" you don't want to actually hang out with, let alone have sex with.
Guy: "Hey how about we go back to my place and we Netflix and Chill?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"
by Mo sucks ass July 8, 2016

Someone who has a strikingly sexy profile (side view... not online), but they are not as hot from the front.
Ey, remember that dude i was scoping at the Kwanzaa Festival sitting cross the room- I saw him from the front and he was a straight Side Swipper, dis-a-ppointment!
by Chellz January 5, 2008

by anonymous January 14, 2022

The act of a submissive female lying on her side while the dominant male ejaculates in her ear while pressing the woman's head tightly against the end of the urethra so as not to lose any of the ejaculate. Typically this follows a lengthy and enthusiastic round of felatio.
by whispering chris April 28, 2014

by Ubandiconaryuser February 27, 2019
