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L-job

Licking someone clean after a blowjob, handjob, or fingering a girl.
Before you leave, make sure you give me an L-job. You made a mess down here.
by yourmomisfat13 January 13, 2011
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MS job

Every small office job you've ever seen. See MRS degree. A MS job tends to involve low ceilings, light accounting, and lots and lots of paperwork. At a MS job, all coworkers fall into three categories:

1) Miss. - just out of school, waiting to meet a husband. Think An Officer and a Gentleman. Or Working Girl.

2) Mrs. - married, possibly an empty nester. Probably rocking a perm and mom pants.

3) Ms. - as in 'not in this lifetime'. She is not The Boss (The Boss is male), but is almost certainly your boss. She always has a perm.
Accounts payable for Amalgamated Medical Supply Services? Don't do it; it's a MS job!

Brah, my gf works at such a MS job; I'm terrified of her coworkers, but they all love me.
by closet misogynist January 19, 2010
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Johnny-Job

A job or task completed with such poor quality and lack of care that it could not even be called "good enough for government work."
Individuals typically performing in this manner are very self-centered and or self-righteous; many individuals may have self importance complexes where they believe they perform to a higher degree than which they actually do.
Employee 1: " Holy $hit! The toilet is overflowing again! That janitor really doesn't do his job!"
Employee 2: "He does his job, he simply does a johnny-job. Get this, he also claims to be the hardest worker here!"
Employee 1: "Oh bull$hit! He's the bean burrito filled turd in this punchbowl!"
by Not-AxeCop October 2, 2018
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Side Job

The act of a female or male bending to the side and a male sticking his erect penis in the fat rolls eventually causing an orgasm
I was too tired to have sex so he gave me a side job
by Priceless Princess 0209 May 25, 2016
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sno-job

the exhilarating act of doing a line of cocaine off your partner's penis, and then giving him a blowjob.
"I do not like giving blowjobs."--some pathetic girl.

"Then give sno-jobs instead! Anything is awesome under the influence of cocaine!" --The Answer Man .
by kristabear8 May 14, 2013
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Pop Job

The act of giving someone a blow job, while they light up, and smoke a popper. Pop job is also referred to as "Popper job". This is typical stoner's perfect idea of their two favourite feelings. A prodigious head rush mixed with an intense orgasm.
guy one: yo my girlfriend gave me a pop job last night.
guy two: i gotta' get one of those.
by viennawaits May 6, 2010
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doing the job

the act of giving a girl an orgasm
I plan on doing the job tonight for Jade
by TST November 24, 2006
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