March 18

The day john doe comes

"Yo homie you herrd about John" homie:yeah on March 18

by Happytapi December 7, 2022

Multi-Masturbation March

A proposed internet challenge which takes place in the month of March. On the 1st, participants would wank one time, and on the 2nd, they would wank two times, multiplying the times they wanked the day before by two. They would go so on, until they wank over 1.07 billion times on March 31st.

A: "Man, my arm is so tired after Destroy Dick December..."
B: "Thought that was hard? Better get ready for Multi-Masturbation March."

by potatoman- August 31, 2025

4th March

A day for all the small bitches walahi

Ah yo it’s yo birthday today you a small biatch
Being Defined as small 4th march

by YoGrandmasCrack March 3, 2022

March 5

National slap your siblings day

It’s March 5!
Oh shit

by gamergirl36 March 3, 2023

March 7th

Tie a bow around a guy's bicep day!

Jane: Hey, it's March 7th, can I tie a bow around your bicep?
John: Absolutely.

by americancolatnt March 6, 2024

March 7th

National kiss a Nic day specifically a Nic who likes anime and gets no bitches. Usually supposed to be everyday but today is special. Regardless of Gender male, female, some bitches its the day to kiss a Nic. No excuses show the love because like mentioned before he gets no bitches and has no social skills leading to him being a loner who is deprived of affection.

"WHY DID YOU KISS HIM"
"Its Nic and its March 7th"
"Understandable have a great day"

by EternalSonder March 7, 2022

March 21st (beat sam day)

March 21st is the day where you beat the shit out of sam

Hey it's March 21st (beat sam day)!
Ok let's beat up sam!

by Samhater33 March 20, 2025