A massive cunt that should have been swallowed. If not swallowed, this "jake" will grow into a large pointless waste of skin, consuming the life of women by deteriorating their self-esteem through unappreciation, name calling, and the typical annoyance. Commonly compared to a vampire or parasite.. example:"My boyfriend Jake is a life-sucking vampire." Example: "Jake is such a f***ing parasite."
by Adubbxx February 14, 2018
by The lexi March 04, 2022
Jake is a lovely boy he treats girls like a queen and is very affectionate . He loves sports and is dream is to be a football player . He’s smart , strong ,caring and handsome. He has a big dick 🤣 and all he wants is a girl to treat him right . But he does take long to reply to ur messages but this boy is out of this world .
by Secret babezz 123 July 07, 2021
Although he may legally be an adult Jake probably acts more like a child.
Someone who probably plays NAIA football at a small Catholic institution and uses pizza rolls in exchange for sex.
He is a bitch.
Probably an only child based on the way he treats women.
Disloyal to America and sides with Britain.
Someone who probably plays NAIA football at a small Catholic institution and uses pizza rolls in exchange for sex.
He is a bitch.
Probably an only child based on the way he treats women.
Disloyal to America and sides with Britain.
by mommymilkers88 November 29, 2021
by Shit on a rug September 08, 2019
Has a MASSIVE schlong. Like holy shit how does it even get that big ( and this isnt even when its hard may i add). If you ever get to fuck one of these majestic creatures, then you must have an asshole of steel cause it will be decimated once hes done with you.
by SamPFucker69 April 27, 2023
A person who has a horse sized cock and is much much taller than it's counterpart - the jacob who is the exact opposite.
by JJake12345 October 16, 2020