Jake DK

Textbook, scholar-level definition of an incell

Damn, bro is never getting laid, definitely a Jake DK

by jahdsfksajdhf January 12, 2025

Jake

A person who loves to put cocks in his mouth especially people named Avery or tobes

Jacob was caught Giving a jake to tobes in the closet

by Dubdub215 August 23, 2022

Jake Gyllenhaal

He is the nastiest skank bitch I have ever met. Do not trust him, he is a fugly slut.

Taylor Swift: But the punchline goes, “I’ll get older, but your lovers stay my age.”

Jake Gyllenhaal: ...but no one my age will date me.

by Swiftie88 November 23, 2021

Jake

Jake if you ever meet a jake you are lucky they tend to be very kind a bit sensitive and always open for a good laugh I personally know a jake you are so lucky jake is a person who is funny and can understand when to talk and when not to jake all the jake’s I know are wonderful people

girl:omg I think he is a jake

girl2:I know he is so nice he is in my home room

by Sushi lover 10 May 12, 2018

Jake Paul

Jake, this person is extraordinarily retarded, he is known to have some interesting behaviors including; acting like a retard, being a retard, and did I forget to mention that he is a retard. Jake Paul has a forehead the size of the pacific ocean but even bigger. He is the pet to many people, is his parents little angel, and has a penis the size of a hair, like literally the exact shape and size of hair.

Dude you are acting like such a Jake Paul

by JewishSeal July 30, 2019

Jake

Means a very fat penis that is short and fat in Zimbabwean :) it also means chode in Ugandan

Damn boy that dude must have a Jake

by ItchyRick March 20, 2019

Jake

A man who is Either very kind or drinks bang energy they are always doing something stupid but always love their friends

“My name is jake” “I love you”

by Skiddle_balls0 November 21, 2021