jacob simes

An amazing guy I have always loved him.

I wish he knew.
Maybe he does who knows.

Jacob Simes is my love.

by Unknown8734 December 19, 2016

jacob on crack

A Retarted weeb who has a hard time talking to girls and has a very skinny long neck and really fat

Whoa, says jacob as he sniffs his fifth line of coke. Damn he says relizing he is ugly as shit. Wow jacob on crack

by Djidheneieh rnr July 31, 2020

Jacob zabers

This is a person who will do anything if he needs to. Sometimes he’s scared but if someone says “I knew you wouldn’t” he will, even some crazy things.

Person 1: hey Jacob zabers!
Jekabs: yeah?
Person 1: I bet you will chicken out of this, ha!
Jekabs: go to hell. *does it

by Eventually.it.goes 69420 February 26, 2022

Daniel Jacob White

literally the definition of aura

Daniel Jacob white is just so much aura

by Literally[TitleCard] March 27, 2025

Jacob Ott

You shove your head so far in them you use them as a hat!!!

“OMG your Jacob Ott head is so big! It’s stretching me out something crazy!!

by The Sandwhich7495 November 24, 2022

Jacob berchett

a fucker who likes getting donkey-punched while taking it in the mouth,while pleasuring two men with hs hands.

YOU. or jacob berchett.

by ruffylinny April 22, 2011

Jacob Soreclitorus

An insulting (but hilarious) nickname for the teen Musical.ly star Jacob Sartorius.

Dudebro: Omg look at this video of Jacob Soreclitorus; he's so cringey.
Another Dudebro: Leave him alone, man; he's like 15 and cringe/cringe culture is dead anyway.

by Edgy and Extra April 14, 2018