at your mothers house

Perfect way to really piss somebody off when they ask you an innocent question. Especially when you make it a running gag. You have to have the patience to wait long enough for your mark to completely forget about it, and then bring it back at a truly improper time and place.

Mark:"Hey Jesse, where are the coffee filters?"
Ballbuster:"At your mothers house Oak, at your mothers house."

by Shawn O'Connell April 18, 2008

Alabama Hen House

Similar to a Blumpkin, except that the girl is sitting on the toilet taking a poo or pee and giving oral to a guy that is standing up. It derives its name from the term chicken head, for the oral. Hen house refers to laying an egg, or taking a poo or pee. And Alabama... well if you put the name of a Southern State on something it just sound gross, but in a funny way.

Jenny gave Billy an Alabama Hen House last night, and I got it on film!

by Brian Seelen May 23, 2006

house of diddy chick

a bad, (good looking) girl. House of Diddy refers to girls like cassie, signed under diddy's label.

i wish i could fuck every girl in the world, every model every singer, every actress every diva, every house of diddy chick...

by savvykay August 10, 2009

house gnomes

Suburban Hell residents. They are typified by their desire to avoid any and all contact with everyone that does not live within 20 foot, or two house, radius of their home whenever possible. They also are consumed with continuing the mundane and boring lives while not confronting wrong doing in public.

The house gnomes keep there heads down and avoided any confrontation when I cut in front of a bunch of them in a line at the store in Suburban Hell.

by B.R. Eastman June 30, 2009

Bird house

A vagina.

"I put my bird in her bird house last night."

by Billy.Klippert May 6, 2009

House Swabbie

A BIG ass insult to a person who rarely leaves their home (aka a homebody). They're like a Q-tip swab....they sit around doing nothing untill somebody comes to take em' "out of their box".

You plan on takin' your girl to the club, but she wants to just sit around and watch tv...

"BITCH, we goin' to da club. Ya need ta get da fuck out dis joink an stop bein' a house swabbie!"

by Montigue December 31, 2006

Sandstorm House

The most superior of all senior week house. In fact it took God 14 days to create it and the people who occupy it. In addition to its good looking occupants, the 40 different versions of sandstorm (which are continuously played throughout the house) lure women into the house. The epic second story shore house is home to women and spaghetti night, favorite dictator night, yourself in middle school night, and a two story bong. While there are many imitations, there is only one real sandstorm house which will leave a legacy for many generations.

"Wow my senior week sucked." Son
"Why?!" Mom
"Because the Sandstorm House had all the girls and sweet tunes" Son
"Yes. That is understandable. I was even at the sandstorm house for one night" Mom

by Dan Kannengieszer January 11, 2008