The term "free muff" can be described as the act of lying in bed while a woman's intimate area "muff" rests on her partner's leg in a relaxed and casual manner.
An example of "free muff" might be after a disagreement, when one partner goes to get a drink. On returning to the room, after a moment of listening outside, they enter, place the drink on the side, and get into bed. The other partner then casually drapes their leg over theirs, and they notice a sensation of moisture. This leads to the realization that their partner's intimate area "free muff" is in direct contact with their leg in a relaxed and unassuming manner.
by topfloorboss55 November 24, 2024
Get the Free Muffmug. 
I was bored so I started free-birding
by Kux July 9, 2025
Get the Free-birdingmug. by The Five Days Of Tapping November 22, 2019
Get the Free Tap Fridaymug. When you make a new soundcloud account that you only upload shit upon.
From the artist "the free downloader" that made success after doing such a thing.
From the artist "the free downloader" that made success after doing such a thing.
by Gai Normous January 13, 2017
Get the do a free downloadermug. When your significant other allows you to hook up with other people, but only when you're on vacation.
A: Dude, the girls here in LA are so hot!
B: Yeah! Too bad you have a girlfriend though..:
A: It's chill dude, she gives me free flights!
*high five*
B: Yeah! Too bad you have a girlfriend though..:
A: It's chill dude, she gives me free flights!
*high five*
by Magistyoung September 2, 2016
Get the Free Flightsmug. Somthing that Americans don't have because the American government is evil. And I'm pretty sure you have to pay, even if the treatment doesn't work. You're literally encoraging doctors to not be very good doctors.
by The Funny Skibidi Froog Man December 14, 2023
Get the Free healthcaremug.