my dad

my dad is a man who is like my girl friend have not seen for 15 years in other word my dad is unexisting

teacher: i am calling your dad

me :i have not seen my dad for 15 years

by your gay if u see this May 26, 2020

your dad

a fictional character said to be on a legendary quest to find cigarettes and milk

your dad is a fictional character

by wejfoiwjefo September 21, 2022

Hoe with no dad

Karlie is a very bad daughter so there for her dad slipped just like my finger is doing rn typing this

Have you see. the “hoe with no dad”?

otha nikka: who
me: the mcdonald’s worker that does the fries

by biglord99 December 30, 2021

Dad

That one guy who likes to leave me and my family

Child:Wheres dad?
Mom:He left

by Damo The MadLad February 20, 2020

Sean's Dad

A man so fucking hot that you would immediately start cumming as soon as you hear the slightest mention of his name. His favorite position is taking backshots.

John: "You wanna know what's wet and sticky?"
Sean: "I swear to fucking God if you say my dad."
John" Yeah, it's Sean's Dad."

by Jonnieboy57 May 12, 2024

Your Dad

A "Your Mom" type insult typically used referring to someone's father going to get milk and never coming back.

Your dad is my favorite fictional character. He's fictional because he went to get milk 7 years ago and hasn't come back.

by KitTheDimwit February 2, 2022

Pozer dad

A dad who never is around specifically a boy who has had a child and has not yet become a man and is chasing paper instead of guiding the next generation of the Family in truth. More specifically a boy who's father was never around and yet still chooses to not be in their children's life. Truefully a boy who has not yet understood the unconditional love of a Father.

Damn! That dude is such a Pozer dad.

by Be-got-ten August 14, 2019