dads dick syndrome

dads dick syndrome or DDS for short is a term given to a man who has a dick that looks bigger than it really is.

boy1: man did you see Tyler's piece? it is huge!

boy2: nah it's the case of the dads dick syndrome

by skibby1337 January 30, 2024

nick’s your dad

You got caught in a lie and needed to work your way out of it.

Oh man, I heard you went to the DMV and forged a signature. Well, nick’s your dad.

by Graitbigliar March 29, 2024

Dad

The guy who leaves for the milk when your 5 :)

Hello dad
Goodbye dad
DADDYYYYY

by My dad left me :D November 23, 2022

dad

the man who decides to leave after he fucked everyone in lycoming county . who plays daddy with everyone else’s kids but can’t even take care of is own . he was there to in-pregnant your mom then leaves after a shortened period of time because he never really gave a shit . he likes to fuck you up in the head and leave you with many mental issues and screwed you up so you think you fucked up but he fucked you up

i don’t have a dad .

by idonthaveadead180 December 19, 2019

Dad

Will leave to "get milk"

Kid: "where's dad?"
Mom: "he went to the store to get milk"

by Ifuckedyoursister August 9, 2019

Dad Talk

The talk your dad or another male relative/friend gives a young boy when he's just approaching puberty or another change that he'd need mentoring and support for.

"Ashley, would you mind giving Adrian a Dad talk for me? They did Sex ed in class today, and he's worried, but didn't feel confident talking to me about it."

"He's struggling with his mental health, but he doesn't want to talk about it with his mum. He needs a Dad Talk."

by Tr@n$ ¶ħ@ñť03_d¡¢k January 31, 2024

dad

Gone.

Dad? Where did you go?

by 7568ino February 21, 2024