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burnt your biscuits 

when you diss someone similar to burn
dude 1: shut up you nerd
dude 2: yea you totally burnt his biscuits
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Burnside Handshake 

When a streetwalker gets in your car she will ask you if you are a cop. When you say no, she will ask you to prove it. This involves her pulling out your penis or sliding her hand in your pants and grapping your penis so she can give it a quick tug. This is what's known as the Burnside Handshake.

In Seattle it's call the Aurora handshake. In Phoenix it's referred to as the East Van Buren Handshake, and in LA oftentimes known as the Sunset Blvd Handshake.

Hey now that your in the car, would you like to do the burnside handshake??
Burnside Handshake by AHitler July 15, 2007

Burning Some Toast (looking for Jesus) 

An act in which a person offers random ideas that may somehow be related to a situation, however unlikely, in an effort to stumble upon a good idea. Similar to brainstorming, but when unexpected or unnecessary. Although either the entire phrase or the truncated version is acceptable, the entire is better used in an explanatory sense after a random statement is made.

Derived from the law of averages and the concept that if one looked at enough pieces of burnt toast, eventually one would find toast that appeared to have Jesus on it (or any other object or fictional character said observer desired)
1. Yeah, I know it was random, but I was just burning some toast (looking for Jesus).

2. I'm just burning some toast (looking for Jesus) here, but has anybody considered making a pizza out of a pancake, syrup, hash browns, bacon and sausage? (in this case it might be advisable to drop the clarifying clause for brevity)

burnt sweet potato 

A term Jacob Sartorius uses to roast people.
Jacob Sartorius: You look like a ''Burnt Sweet Potato''

normative burnout 

The ultimate fate of any meme that achieves total hegemony. With no countermeme to struggle against, the original meme fades away due to disuse. For example, if smoking were actually stamped out, with no smokers left, smoking would have room to eventually rise again since the antismoking meme would have been forgotten.
The urge to ban landmines underwent normative burnout one hundred years after all countries had disposed of their last mine stockpiles, causing some nations to begin experimenting with buried antipersonnel explosives fifty years thereafter. It was an idea old enough to seem new.

Whammy Burning 

Whammy Burning is the art of making love with such vigour that the friction causes pubic hair to smoulder and occasionaly ignite.

Whammy Burning can be used as an alternative hair removal technique.

"Hi love, do you fancy some whammy burning tonight.?"
Whammy Burning by Rich Kempa January 16, 2008