bag of lemons

when a girls ass is so big/fat it dimples and/or sags.

you see that ass man? bud it prob looks like a bag of lemons without those tna pants

by merkmerk March 8, 2012

a bag of cunts

a group of people or a band that you really like. Scottish Glasgow

"Did you meet Al's friends last night?"
"Aye, what a bag of cunts! I absolutely love them!"

"That bag of cunts is playing some banging tunes!"

by Lilith666 March 23, 2019

Gus in a bag

Gus in a bag refers to the true love and affection one has for someone elese. This relationship is usually, one person loves another and the other abuses him all the time.

people may say things like:
"gus in a bag"
"gus in a spliff"
"gus in your back pocket"
"I LOVE GUS"
"gizzy (gus) is online"

by EZ B February 14, 2009

Bagging The Watch

To relieve the watch late.

1PE: It's 11:45 and NO RELIEF yet, what the FUCK gives?

2PE: You know it's Crew "D", they LOVE bagging the watch.

1PE: You're right. They ARE the most useless crew known to man.

by Not Crew "D" June 26, 2008

bag beetle

Pubic lice, little critters that dwell in the hair on your naughty parts. They can be spread through sexual intercourse, but you can also get them from toliet seats, bed sheets, or someone else's underwear. More commonly known as crabs.

Jimmy's been scratching at his pants all night. Five bucks says Joan gave him the bag beetles.

by Snow Globe October 2, 2006

ducks in a bag

Having a task/thing "in the bag" or successfully completed because you had your "ducks in a row" or all of the steps to completing your task/thing done. Often used when you are very smug, and when you are bragging. Bringing you, your "Ducks in a Bag"

Dude 1: wow, so I heard you won that best team captain of the year award.
Dude 2:yeah, I had my ducks in a bag from the very start.
Dude 1: how did you do that?
Dude 2: lots of bribes and sucking up to people.
Dude 1: well it worked.....

by charachar August 26, 2010

bag wash

A bag wash is when one has used almost all of their amphetamines/cocaine or other powdered narcotic, and is left with no choice but to rip the bag open and suck the bag clean.

Charlie sheen had been partying for three days solid and his dealer had gone to bed, so he bag washed

by Clountercockwise August 2, 2016