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friends coffee

Black coffee (Arabic coffee) that is so weak because lack of coffee added, and that you can see your friend through the glass if you lift it in front of him.

frequently used in israel.
dude what is this friends coffee you made? it's so weak! add more coffee next time.
by Boten March 12, 2011
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friend desperate

The act of propositioning someone to be your friend when you really don't know them.
I really wanted to hang out with this one asian chic that did my nails once, but I felt embarrassed and thought I would sound friend desperate to ask her to hang out...
by amazinjess305 July 29, 2011
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friend enhancer

Bad looking girl. Most of the women have at least one friend enhancer to make them look better since everything is relative. Comes from the law of supply and demand. Friends enhancer can be useful when girls go out or when it's time to take a Facebook profile picture.
-Dude! Have you seen Gasia's new profile picture?! Hotness itself!
-Nay! She ain't that hot. It's because she is using Dija as her friend enhancer.
by 4pex December 10, 2011
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friend raped

When a friend comes over and wayyyy over stays their welcome but knowing that you are friends ... you wont make them leave.
She and her 4 kids came over just before dinner, unannounced, took off all the jackets and boots.

Without being polite about the situation she asked "What are we having for dinner?"

"Thats just wrong ... honey you were friend raped !"
by owenscott1 November 11, 2011
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Sober-friend

Contrary to your buddies who seem to only be fun or be more fun under the influence of alcohol/weed, sober-friends seem unbearable under the influence of alcohol/weed whether its because their tolerance is extremely low or they simply change for the worse.
"Man I smoked a bowl with my good friend Bob yesterday, and he didn't stop singing and telling me stupid highdeas. He will remain a sober-friend."
by xxarrowxx November 21, 2011
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crypto friend

The friend who got you in to crypto, who, even if you now have a lot of crypto, he has what feels like exponentially more than you, and you follow his every advice.
My crypto friend AND his crypto friend got out of Ethereum this past week. For good. So I'm entirely over in bitcoin now with a few buckets like Cardano and Filecoin.
by Scrabble Muffin Puncher March 21, 2023
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friend zoned

When you ask someone out but instead of saying “YES!!!!” They say “Ewww, we are just freinds” this will hurt way more then getting rejected because you always will see the person you got friendzoned by.
Person #1: Hey, I dont know how to say this but I like you.

Person #2: BITCH WE ARE FREINDS AND BY THE WAY I HAVE A BF WITH YOU SHOULD KNOW WE ARE OVER YOUR NOT MY FREIND.

Person #1: you broke up yesterday

Person #2: Oh yeah, BUT WE ARE STILL JUST FREINDS DUMBASS.

Person #3: it’s ok you will get over it

Crowd: DAMNNNN HE GOT friend zoned IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE LUNCH ROOM hahahahahaha
by IowanCorn2352 May 1, 2023
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