Sausage and Eggs

A less crude way of saying "dick and balls".

I went over to John's how this morning and he didn't even make me breakfast but I still had sausage and eggs

by dustybluebear August 1, 2020

egg watch

The egg watch is the item Eggory can use to call Eddy and check the egg map plus the ameras.

Eggory used the egg watch.

by Alfieallin February 5, 2022

Egg in the backseat

Someone who is emotionally fragile, sensitive, or going through a rough patch — you have to handle them with extra care, patience and understanding, like driving carefully because there’s an egg sitting in your backseat that you do not want to crack.

Example 1:
“Go easy on Jake today, he’s an egg in the backseat.”

Example 2:
“I’ve been an egg in the backseat all week — just trying not to fall apart.”

Example 3:
“She might snap if you push too hard. Total egg in the backseat energy.”

Example 4:

“I’ve been feeling like an egg in the backseat lately — one wrong bump and I might lose it.”

by Thejocdoc October 23, 2025

Shady Egg

A good friend of yours that your siblings don't like to have over at your house.

"Im inviting a friend over, are you fine with that?"
"You're sister doesn't like him around. You know he's a Shady egg."

by DefaultLife17 April 1, 2024

Egg

A person who has gotten a buzz cut, and looks like a chemotherapy or holocaust survivor.

Sup "EGG", "Scrambled or fried?"

by The bots definitions September 9, 2020

Egg Drop Soup

When you keep a cup of hot tea on the night stand while fucking and hop off and cum in the cup making egg drop soup.

We made egg drop soup last night, our very own style of bukake.

by Pierced69 November 18, 2019

TE (Turtle Egg)

Someone who continuously apologizes over the stupid shit they say. Cries over anything, believes you're married after 10 months. Does not enjoy long walks on the beach, or the beach in general. Cannot swim Enjoys Extreme Videos, being told what to do submissive and throwing tantrums and pretends to be on Instagram like he's not throwing a tantrum. Emotionally unstable and physically weak/ill.

CP Level: -1
Amor: Turle Egg
Attacks:
-Cries Nothing happens
-Manipulation

-Instagram Famous
-Annoys to death

-Hopeless Romantic

Bobby is acting like a TE (Turtle Egg) and it's so annoying.

by AshKetchum1223 July 10, 2018