A crack turtle is someone whose mental capabilities have gone slow due to the excessive use of substances.
Jerry: "Oh man, I just needed two hours to take my morning dump and brush my teeth."
Tom: "You're such a fucking crack turtle, Jerry. You should consider throwing the pipe away."
Tom: "You're such a fucking crack turtle, Jerry. You should consider throwing the pipe away."
by thepranxter March 21, 2018
Get the crack turtlemug. The Turtle Cub is a epic creature created by @polarbearcari on Instagram along with the help of @alex.royale.high. It is a creature that is a turtle with a polar bear duck taped to its sheep, wry cool indeed. It likes chipotle as a snack
by ALEX THE EPIC CHEATO June 1, 2020
Get the Turtle Cubmug. When you bring yourself to the edge of a climax while simultaneously holding in a poop then release the load and turd at the same time and reach a Nirvana-like state of being
by DoctaPurp July 10, 2024
Get the Sigma Turtlingmug. by Buck teeth March 3, 2017
Get the Popping a turtlemug. A reverse turtle neck is when you go in to get a vasectomy and they remove your foreskin and or one testicle.
by William J. Abernathy May 12, 2023
Get the reverse turtle neckmug. Origins unknown though thought to be cosmic as they were worshiped by ancient cultures worldwide. Most noted characteristics were endurance, sneakiness and a witty approach while stalking prey. It is claimed that victims were scared shitless but with a puzzled grin on their faces. The Sneaky Turtle diet consisted primarily of prepared lettuce and what seems to have been an early form of taco.
by LizardLand October 21, 2020
Get the Sneaky Turtlesmug. by Juicylizard69 September 9, 2020
Get the Turtle Sleevemug.