Girl 1: Isn't it gross to be with a guy who isn’t circumcised?
Girl 2: Naw, I make sure my guy stays turtle fresh!
Girl 2: Naw, I make sure my guy stays turtle fresh!
by Lexasorouss  February 23, 2020
Get the Turtle Freshmug. by Bright&All October 22, 2020
Get the Turtlemug. by willy scott June 1, 2021
Get the kiss that turtle assmug. An amphibian that's lazy as fuck and wears a bulletproof shell on his/her back.Lives its life on land but lays eggs in water.Cold-blooded, heavy bastard that's slower than a man half-dead from work.
Look at that turtle, it's so lazy!
by TheNameIsHedvig April 28, 2014
Get the turtlemug. Michael was uncircumcised, he made out with Stephanie, she unzipped his pants and saw his sliding turtle.
by barbiewantanabie April 2, 2019
Get the Sliding Turtlemug. by hellohellokaylin September 14, 2021
Get the Turtle Kaylinmug. A sea creature that has a cousin called the tortoise. THE TURTLE HAS FLIPPERS NOT FEET
Also they poop out a lot of eggs and only 1 in like 30 of those eggs survive to adulthood
Also they poop out a lot of eggs and only 1 in like 30 of those eggs survive to adulthood
by yourmummiesfavpostion January 8, 2023
Get the Turtlemug.