Mayo Day

Known to commoners as December 1st. Mayo Day refers to the huge cumsplosion that occurs on December 1st by those who were able to surpass the hellscape that is NNN (No Nut November).

Bro, I can't wait for Mayo Day.

by QuickTimeEvent November 1, 2020

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Yay day

Yay day is a holiday that happens 9.10.Its a day where you gift things to others and have fun.

Tiffany:OMG ARIANA ITS YAY DAY
Ariana:IM GOING TO BUY SO MANY THINGS

by Cincirinci October 3, 2020

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No simp day

On the 4th of November no boy who is 14 names jaykay ahem I mean name is unknown has to stop dumping and come back to the boys

Jaykay oh shit I Mean boy stop dumping and come back to the boys it’s no simp day cunt

by Non simp day October 3, 2020

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Threesome Day

October 12th is the day for threesomes, the day where three sexy people get together and have sexual intercourse and outercourse.

All members of the threesome must reach an orgasm.

tony: hey what are your plans for tomorrow?

annie: well, tomorrow is October 12th which is threesome day but me and ellie haven’t found a sexy boy to join our threesome yet would you wanna join?

tony: fuck yeah!

by dj sev October 11, 2020

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snow day

After a long day of school, going home on a cold winter evening, and going straight to sleep, we wake up, to see the holy rays of light right on our bed, as they guide us towards the window, where it's a snow wonderland. Quickly, we turn on the TV, and watch the news broadcast, as our school is suddenly closed. In great joy, we don't have to worry about the PTSD that we're given. It's a blessing from god himself, for the loyalty of those who have survived school without committing suicide or running away.

The idea of the snow day itself is basically when you've reached nirvana temporarily.

I looked outside this morning, and there was suddenly a snow day.

by disgusting_toenail_clippings September 16, 2017

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