Twat Waffle

A sexual act. First, a penis-owner uses waffle batter as lube to penetrate a vagina-owner without a condom, releasing their load inside their partner. The vagina-owner then squats over a waffle iron to create a delicious breakfast for them to eat.

Last night we had twat waffles for dinner...reminded me of crab cake.

by twew March 10, 2021

K-Twat

Kez hay it

'Is Kez coming out? Nah man you know how K-Twat be'

by DC3917 February 5, 2021

twat

otherwise known as an 'audiotrash.'

that dj last night was a real audiotrash

audio twat

by h92 December 9, 2011

Twat-waffle

A female that is not well liked. A lower class,no ass havin, homewrwreckin snatchface.

She's a fckin twat-waffle, get her out of here.

by Jammin93 May 22, 2024

twat waffle

an insult referring to anyone who holds hands waffle style with their mother last the age of 6

person1: “bro did you see johnny and his mom crossing the circus parking lot”
person2: “dude yea he’s holding hands with his mom waffle style “
person1: “i can’t believe my eyes he’s such a twat waffle”

by carpetlover164 October 11, 2021

Twat

A British term for someone who is just a silly little stinker

"Oi mate, you little twat, get o'er 'here, or I'll send you to the colonies. I love queen lizzy, tea, biscuits, crumpets, scones, yorkshire, and the town of sussex.

God save our gracious Queen,
Long live our noble Queen,
God save the Queen!
Send her victorious,
Happy and glorious,
Long to reign over us,
God save the Queen!

O Lord our God arise,
Scatter our enemies,
And make them fall!
Confound their politics,
Frustrate their knavish tricks,
On Thee our hopes we fix,
God save us all!

Not in this land alone,
But be God’s mercies known,
From shore to shore!
Lord make the nations see,
That men should brothers be,
And form one family,
The wide world o’er.

From every latent foe,
From the assassin's blow,
God save the Queen!
O’er his thine arm extend,
For Britain’s sake defend,
Our father, prince, and friend,
God save the Queen!

Thy choicest gifts in store,
On her be pleased to pour,
Long may she reign!
May she defend our laws,
And ever give us cause,
To sing with heart and voice,
God save the Queen!"

by laddie616 November 6, 2022

Twat Cake

A girl called katie

He called her a Twat cake because her name was Katie

by king clayton December 31, 2018