Donald Trump

The greatest president to ever exist on this planet. BiDeN was born on the freeway. Cuz that’s where most accidents happen. 🙌🏼

Bro I’m almost as good as Donald Trump

by Captain Underpants 🩲 November 4, 2021

Down in the Trumps

When you feel too depressed to perform basic life functions, and the only explanation is that Donald Trump is your president.

"I just watched twelve videos of baby goats in sweaters to cheer myself up."
"What's the matter?"
"Oh, nothing. Just down in the Trumps."
"Yeah... can you send me those videos?"

by Little Walnut November 21, 2016

trump

a unbiased definition of trump

president trump is the 45th president of the usa

republicans love him democrats hate him

welcome to america

he is well of course republican and is also rich

oh no its the end of the world trump is president

why is everyone so worked up its trump not a nuke standing next to u

by anime_lover1 August 24, 2018

Donald Trump

The oldest fucking president of all fucking time and he's gonna build a wall

Fuck Donald Trump.

by Will is the greatest March 23, 2017

Trump Bump

A sneaky coke bump done while getting off watching Trump speeches.

“Man, you want a Trump Bump? It really takes The Donald to the next level!”

by aceharr November 5, 2017

Trump's Razor

"The Stupidest explanation is always the right one"

Guy1: "Did you hear that Trump said Chinese Bee's cause Global Warming?"

Guy2: "Chalk another one up to Trump's Razor"

by thatrockydoh January 19, 2017

Donald Trump

A lame ass stuck up rich bastard who probably wants to fuck Hillary Clinton and played with a wall as a child and hates Mexicans and wants to "protect" us from Mexicans, arabs, French,Italian people,etc. by having slaves build his favorite toy called a brick wall.

Rodriguez: Look at Donald trump over there I think he is starring at Hillary's butt.

Jesus: a brick wall ain't gonna save him once she finds out

by xXHitMan0913Xx May 29, 2016