egg

Howtobasic approved,fertilized or nonfertilized, still fucking delicious. Mostly people get the urge of throwing the thing. Egglands the best company, if you disagree, suck it.

Jamie: Eggland is the best egg!
Fucktard #1: Nah, i eat the egg fertilized.

by Boomfuckalacka November 25, 2019

Scrambled eggs

The act of holding on your piss to your limit and then proceed to edge yourself to be able to release a wonderful mixture of piss and semen inside of your bros asshole. You then let it ferment for a few minutes and now you can cook and eat it.

Hey my best bro, wanna eat some scrambled eggs with me ? (subliminal message)

by Grigni August 16, 2024

English Egg Salad

When your girl shits eggy diarrhea into your salad while you are eating it, normally combines with other feces or human excrement such as semen or urine

“Hey babe, what do you fancy for dinner tonight?”
“Can we have an English Egg Salad?”

by chickfilamastar August 7, 2025

Hard boiled egg

A real solid piece of evidence

That won’t stand in court you don’t have a hard boiled egg

by Lewisg June 22, 2025

Tiny egg roll

Super small penis, usually owned by someone of Asian heritage

"Did you have sex with Sonny?" "Hellll no! He's got a tiny egg roll!"

by Pickle Smash May 27, 2013

Egg

An egg is someone who hasn't yet realized that they are trans.

James: Ah man I wish I looked like her.
Other friend: you're such an egg.

by coveted seed May 24, 2023

eggs

a term that’s given to a bunch of toxic exo-ls. it’s also punny worthy.

kpop stan 1: “these eggs holes are back at it again with accusing other groups for sajaegi!”

kpop stan 2: “why are even surprised?”

by holy moly macaroni June 7, 2018