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Ken Thomas

Australian (specifically Victoria) - A more polite way of calling someone a cunt.

Australians are quite fond of using the word cunt but there are cases where your audience would be offended or outraged. Using Ken Thomas instead, provides camouflage to your insult.

Not to be used in a positive sense. Aka sick cunt, mad cunt.
You're making a fool out of me in front of everyone, you absolute Ken Thomas.

You're acting like a bloody Ken Thomas.

Are you trying to be a Ken Thomas? Because you're succeeding.

You're a Ken Thomas!

That guy was such a Ken Thomas!
by DhaliLlaminator July 18, 2024
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Thomas

people named Thomas are strange and hilarious. he can function on 2 hours of sleep and have infinite energy.

he will randomly ask to fight you at 1am because he wants to and it only takes less than 15% of his power to break your spine because hes not a very big target. yeah hes kinda small
God: so how did you die?
Guy: i got killed by thomas
by Xeries July 22, 2024
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Thomas Minchin

The type of man you will find you is extremely easy to punch, however goes to the gym and could crush you with his hands but he is the equivalent of a child.
being defined as Thomas Minchin what are you doing Punches* 'Im playing bee swarm!'
by Billy41208 August 1, 2024
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Introduce John Thomas to Aunt Flo

Having sex with a woman during her period.
Ugh ... My girlfriend just got her period, so it looks like I gotta introduce John Thomas to Aunt Flo tonight!
by MarioCBreeze August 6, 2024
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Introduce John Thomas to Aunt Flo

Having sex with a woman who is having her period.
Ugh ... my girlfriend just got her period, so now I gotta introduce John Thomas to Aunt Flo tonight!
by MarioCBreeze August 6, 2024
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ms thomas

a fucking faggot of a women. worst teacher of all time not even a down bad nigger would tap that, literally the definition of a bitch. if cum were ever to enter that body its body would explode it from the inside out shooting yellow and purple lard in every direction like bullets passing by. It created a whole ass new tv series called My 100000 Ton Life. She proceeded to destroy the office and her pussy maggots infested the Hospital.
Person 1: Wow first day of school sucked
Person 2: Yea ms thomas was such a fucking cunt
Person 1: On skib fr
by NathansSuck69420 August 12, 2024
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Thomas Crewe-Read

Stupid bitch with weird teeth and weird hair that likes to watch small children. He often goes to state school playgrounds in recess with a high-zoom camera and films them going down the slide. He likes it deep.
Parent 1: “Thomas Crewe-Read is here! Fucking protect your kids

Parent 2: “Damn straight, ni, get that creepy bastard fat 🥷🏿 out of this shithole!”
by SlipperySloshy January 16, 2023
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