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The act of leaving your group of friends when you are very emotional ie. acting like a little bitch over something trivial and/or stupid
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A couple or very close friends who indulge in recreational narcotic activities, one of the pair places a straw up their rectum whilst the other blows cocaine into the anal cavity
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