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Jacob

Jacob : I like lincon
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Jacob

Someone who is rlly fit and overall healthy and good looking. Someone to be around and just a stand up guy, probably packing
Person 1: That guy looks like a Jacob
Person 2: yeah i can definitely see it look how good he looks
by Yourfavoritebaseballguy November 24, 2021
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A Jacob Bryan Friendship

In the case of a Jacob and Bryan relationship, theirs is a friendship that evolved through shared struggles and vulnerabilities. Both grappling with their own battles, they found solace and understanding in each other's company. Bryan's challenges with addiction to drugs and gambling brought them together in a unique way. Jacob, empathetic and compassionate, stepped in reluctantly at first but eventually became Bryan's confidant and pillar of support. Met as strangers, when Jacob filmed Bryan publicly matserbating to the book Mein Kampf. Bryan begged as Jacob to delete the footage, Jacob made him somewhat of a sex slave until Bryan also offered to pay 50% of his wages for life. After realising they pleasure eachother they became best of friends. Within the complexities of their relationship, there existed a deeper connection that surpassed the boundaries of a purely platonic friendship. It was a bond built on shared pain, empathy, and understanding, fostering a closeness that transcended societal norms. Their journey together, though marked by turmoil, was a testament to the depth of human connections amidst adversity and the healing power of genuine companionship. It is important to note in a Jacob Bryan friendship the Jacob often has a huge cock.
Uzair: Wow Amy we have such a close friendship
Mueed: Yea but you never caught me masterbating to Hitlers work :(
Uzair: We do not have a Jacob Bryan friendship
Mueed: True, both our cocks are small
by liljjblingbling December 19, 2023
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jacob thionnet

tall. oklahomian. he's pretty cool and can be shy. he is in an experience tal stage whether he know sit or not. he is studying the female and flirting with the dark side. Jacob thionnet is also a balllller since he's 6'3". he loves three in life. those three things are his Oklahoma sweatshirt, dr. pepper, and basketball. Jacob thionnet is cool to talk to and can be sassy. but he doesn't know it haha! Jacob thionnet is $waggy.
woah! did you see the okla... oklahom... no.... wait it's not Oklahoma... it's ..... Jacob thionnet!!! ball out!!!
by Super swagalicious June 7, 2016
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Jacob

He’s an arrogant douche type who thinks he’s all that and that he deserves the perfect woman when he has no right to expect that much. He is experienced and can be attractive but has been accused of having an old look to his face. He is a confusing guy who never understands his own feelings let alone anyone else’s. He speaks Spanish and likes to acknowledge his superiority over others at work and in a social setting
Jacob, why are you an arrogant bastard? But also kinda cute...
by Hayls August 4, 2019
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jacob medor

Aka cheese d*ck, A man that is sexy and get a lot of girls and likes to beat off to Kylie Jenner
Stop being a Jacob medor and best off to Kylie Jenner
by lilbigga September 23, 2020
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Jacob Griffin

Also known as a soyboy, someone who is overly obsessed with history. This could be in the form of objectophilia for flags, posting memes about current events, and the insertion of history memes into everyday life.
Teacher: Quit being a Jacob Griffin and stop jerking off to those flags.
by slim2222 June 4, 2018
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