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ro0t de nub

This just in LOC stands for the lovers of cock, dear me mates, they love the cock, and we belived this was cock as in chicken, but when coaxed with a chicken it ran torwards the camera man and sucked right on the ole gonads...what a mean spirited sheela that is.

ro0t de nub has been spotted near a local sewage treatment plant feasting on not only his own fecal matter, but that of the entire city of sydney.

suddenly, ro0t de nub started arguing with a brick wall unrealising that it wasnt arguing back. ro0t de nub, after 20 hours shouting at the wall left feeling slightly victorious over a hard faught battle with the said brick wall.
19 out of 20 helens agree ro0t de nub is a lamer

4 out of 4 mothers of ro0t de nub agree he should be shot
by 00jsnwpazzip January 6, 2004
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Ro0t De Nub

The evolved form of a nub, tries to survive the cruel life of Zone by shit talking without backing it up. Eats own fecal matter, due to limited brain power.
We've spotted a Ro0t De Nub to our left! Watch it as it eats it's own fecal matter! Watch out! It might fling some!
by Haxxor January 5, 2004
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Lowest Common De-nom-nom

when a group gathers and tries to compromise on an appropriate dining spot, the differences in desired cuisines leads to everyone settling on a standard diner that nobody wanted to eat at in the first place. They have settled for the lowest common de-nom-nom
Joe- who's up for chinese?
Steve- nah man. im in the mood for mexican
Danny- no thanks. I'm not in the mood for diarrhea. Italian?
Steve- Had it last night. besides, im allergic to wheat. Theres a nice steak joint down the block...
Joe- Im vegetarian, so fuck you. What about bon cuisine, down on 5th?
Danny- fuck you rich boy. I can't spend $40 on a piece of salmon. Denny's?
Joe + Steve- fuck you.

Joe- Fuck it. we're going to marge's country diner.

Steve- fine. they got everything and they're dirt cheap
Danny- like your mom. I guess. It seems to be the lowest common de-nom-nom.
by weird harmonica player August 9, 2010
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One Man Tour-de-Force

A single person attempting and succeeding at a herculean effort, not achievable by mere mortals.
Aaron Peckham was a one man tour-de-force, creating UrbanDictionary.com and forever changing the english language all before he turned 30 years old. Unfortunately it was all down hill from there.
by irrationaljared December 22, 2010
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fuck alla woot de woot

Fuck alla woot de woot, means fuck what you hollin bout bruh.. shawnthedancer, Aka, StdNoDisease, Aka, Short Cocky Bet you wont box me, is an originator yes woot de woot has been around a while but no one says Fuck alla woot de woot..
by Michelle suedo white September 15, 2019
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"De tal palo tal astilla"

This expression is commonly used in Colombia to say that a son/daughter behaves/does something similar to his/her father and therefore it's easy to tell they are relatives.
Él hizo lo mismo que su padre hizo cuando era joven. "De tal palo tal astilla"
He did exactly the same thing his father did when he was young. He takes after his father/Like father like son/The acorn doesn't fall far from the tree
by Fallo August 1, 2007
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Le guillotine de la porte

The fear that one may lose a body part due to any kind of door that is perceived to be closing too quickly. The phrase is said to have originated from 18th century survivors of the French Revolution who passed their remaining days in a kind of post traumatic stress disorder and obsessing about sharp quickly closing things.
"Johnny get your hand back into this elevator, the door is about to close!"

"Mom, it is just an elevator door."

"Yeah that's what you said about the bus door this morning."

"Mom I think you have le guillotine de la porte and the stories you hear are just urban legends."

"Just get your hand out of the door."
by Cirdellin December 31, 2009
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