Cut

A cut is the update of thous hair. A "cut" determines ones social status. Many will compliment a cut.

Like ya Cut g

by Ags boyfriend December 10, 2020

straight cut dickhead

1. One who wants to massively fuck you over and see you suffering in exams, life etc. Gets a sense of schadenfreude, without caring what other say, no matter what.
2. Self-assured person who has cultivated being a dick to the highest level.

That teacher is a straight cut dickhead, none of his exam questions can be answered from his notes, and he makes us spend 3 months learning irrelevant bs in class.

by TopFrag December 29, 2018

cut fight

A New York Philly kind of thing. One person says something and the other comes back on it. Usually sarcastically.

Nice shirt. Where did u get it? Goodwill? Yeah, your momma left it with the rest of the stuff from her wedding.
Cut fight response: only because my dad didn’t want to see u naked

by Raysipse December 22, 2023

Cutting that ass

A description of something that is really bothersome.

John: Let’s go outdoors and finish up that project we started yesterday.
Frank: Naw man, that cold wind is ‘cutting that ass’ and I don’t have a coat!

by Texas Shithouse Poet April 12, 2019

silk cut cocktail

A cup of urine.

Sally Metcalfe, in Coronation Street (week commencing 26/11/2018), was going to drink a cup of her own urine to make herself ill in order to delay court proceedings. Abby Franklin walks into the cell and says "I don't think much to the cocktails in this joint", then later refers to it as a 'silk cut cocktail'. Pertaining to the Silk Cut cigarette adverts where a piece of purple silk is slashed to represent a vagina.

by Princess Mary Magdalene November 30, 2018

Straight-Cut Timber

A massive, densely packed turd that releases itself in a straight, unpinched and untapered form. No toilet paper required.

I did my part for conserving toilet paper with that one. That was beyond a log, it was just straight-cut timber. Not sure how it flushed down.

by JoshinLVNY May 14, 2021

Samurai cut

A cut so exact. So precise. That it doesn’t even look like a cut.

He samurai cut Junior, JR looks good for a second then split in half.

by TheScientist1 July 11, 2021