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V-train

The pharmaceutical drug Vyvanse. Mainly used in reference to taking the drug (riding the V-train) It is used to treat ADHD and overeating disorders. Also known as V’s, lisdexamfetamime (chemical name) or speed.

It is similar to Adderall except Vyvanse has a lysine group attached to the amphetamine so it is activated by the GI tract. This is to prevent college kids from snorting the powder.

Effects come on after 45-90 minutes and peak at about 2-3 hours. Effects include increased energy, euphoria, motivation and increased cognitive function.

Side effects include

-Music sounding awesome
-Talking constantly
-Doing all your homework in 30 minutes
-Masturbating like 5 fucking times a day
-Feeling really fucking sexy
-Anxiety
-Diarrhea

-Realizing it’s been like 30 minutes since you beat your dick
-Immediately becoming super funny
-Having to explain to your family that it’s different that meth because it’s from a doctor.
-Transcending

Eventually the V-train comes to a stop and redosing or taking a lot causes a rapid tolerance increase. It is best to use as prescribed and build a tolerance so you can concentrate without transcending (as fun as that may be).
1.
Me: Hey did you get the homework done for today? I seriously couldn’t get it all done if I tried.
Friend: Hell yeah man, I hopped on the V-train and did it all in like 45 minutes.

2. Prostitute: Okay, I know you paid me for the whole night but can we take like a 30 minute break? You have fucked me like 6 times already and I’m sore.
Me: Nah, I’m on the V-train. Here it comes into the tunnel CHOO CHOO BITCH!
by danasp_42 February 3, 2020
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Thomas' Train Syndrome

When you travel so far / make so much progress doing something but you don't realize you forgot something utmost necessary, until way later on when it's too late. Named after the episode "Thomas' Train" from Thomas the Tank Engine & Friends, where the titular character did not realize he was not coupled to the train he thought he was pulling.
Actor: *finishing his stunt for a film* Hey Jeff! Did you see me drive all the way down San Francisco's hills in a school bus, and crash the oil tanker trailer all in one POV take on my GoPro? You've gotta see the end result! I wanna see it too!
Assistant director: Uh, Bill, you left a little too fast. I think now's a bad time to tell you we forgot to put the SD card in your GoPro. Looks like a bad example of Thomas' Train Syndrome. You just blew our budget now that we lost both of our only trucks.
by Paul Stompbox June 14, 2024
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Gungan Train

1. Slang: A group sexual encounter, similar to “running a train,” but done with the chaotic, clumsy energy of the Gungan species.
2. Figurative: Any situation involving plenty of noise, awkward timing, and someone yelling “Meesa next!”
Example (1):
“Bro, could just be me, but Senator Amidala looks like someone who’s had a Gungan Train run on her ”

Example (2):
“Tried to cook with my roommates and it turned into a Gungan Train..bumping into each other, burners all on, smoke alarm blaring.”
by JDKALISDGHIAWEGBI September 30, 2025
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working the train

(Verb) 1. Any action done by a person named Zach. 2. Destroying to an extreme extent.
by Zach_Train123 December 3, 2013
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J Train

A subway line from the NYC Subway System that is very slow, horrible service, and has filthy subway cars.
The J Train always has crackheads on the trains and service always backs up.
by Anonymous339 March 6, 2022
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ray train

Raymond is a stud plenty of hoe on the ray train
by Driven sideways October 22, 2017
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GRAVY TRAIN

when lads take it in turns giving a female anal, the latter lads will be sturring the cum of the previous men and the females poo particles, making a gravy train.
me, Matt and Mike gave that dirty bird Lisa the Gravy Train last night.
by DIRTYMADMEN91 June 20, 2018
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