Three Way Blowout

The act of Cummings, shitting, and sneezing at the same time.

I almost died last night when that girl forced me into a Three Way Blowout

by Blowout Guru August 1, 2021

o way

when even your subconscious agrees that a computer is better than you at everything

A: even the nexus bot can beat you at monopoly
B: o way
B: no way*

by Peak23 August 9, 2022

The Australian Way

Setting low targets, then taking credit for meeting and beating them in a canter off the back of the effort of others

We will meet and beat our emissions targets, it's the Australian way (lol)

by D. Bear October 27, 2021

by the way

Can be used as a side remark or something of the sort. This phrase is most often used as a sarcastic remark to make a point or hurt someone.

(you and your friend after a text fight)

friend: Oh by the way, I heard haley say that she is planning to ask your bf out tomorrow. she said that he was insane to date you and deserves much better.

you: (cries in a corner and doesn’t come to school for two weeks. at this your bf has cheated on, text dumped, bragged to, etc. you. your friend succeeded in ruining your life starting with these three words)

by NoSleepTilBrooke July 14, 2021

No way jose

When a mexican man rapes you tight little ass

no way jose just did that

by Turbo_racist October 17, 2023

Safonov way

A synonym for slay and get away.

I just wanna have it the Safonov way, being promoted at work twice in 1 year, while having an average response time of 172 hours.

by uranic July 13, 2022

Vampire Hard Way

A version of a game where you pretend to be a vampire and try to bite someone’s neck. This is different from Vampire Easy Way which involves using two fingers to pierce some holes in the neck. You must exclaim “Vampire HARD WAY” before biting or else the move is not counted

“Aw man! He just Vampire Hard Way-ed my neck. I lost!”

by annikapants November 12, 2023