Green tea mattress

When you eat healthy and blow your load on the bed, making your partner sleep in the wet spot.

"Don't worry, it's good for your skin, it's a green tea mattress"

"My girl was so mad, I gave her a green tea mattress treatment"

by insanoclan August 29, 2016

tea

Weed,marijuana...

I hope someone in that party is going to have some tea to share

by weeds4reeaals February 16, 2017

Jakey Tea

A so cal progressive dj artist record producer

the owner of JakeyBrand.com

and the jakeycomfort mixcloud

do re mi fa so la jakey tea

by tiga ruff rida December 13, 2010

brother's tea

A revolting experience described as follows.

A male goes into a public bathroom to drop a deuce. Unknowingly, the bowl is filled to the brim with a prior dude's diluted s&*t plus bowl water. Yes, the bowl is clogged, but for whatever reason, the situation is unresolved. In short, the bowl is full, but no water spilled out onto the floor to tip you off that there is a situation.

So, said male sits down and, with such innocence, sits down on the toilet seat, and in doing so, dunks his unsuspecting balls into the slightly chilly tea of diluted fecal matter.

This is brother's tea. It's horrible. And it's real.

You're kind of an eskimo brother with another brother in a way that I can't even describe.

Order brother's tea, at a fine restaurant near you.

by Ae5Ea8 October 20, 2016

Tea

It is used when someone spills the truth or needs to spill the truth

1. Spill that tea sis!
2. It looks like she doesn't like the tea sis.
3, I need to know the tea.

by BimToTheBap January 7, 2019

Sweet Tea Christian

A person or group of people that are sweet as tea on Sundays because Chick Fil A is closed.

She just a sweet tea christian, nice as pie on Sunday, but the rest of the week she will stab you in the back if you get in her way.

by Zpford01 August 3, 2021

Tea in pp

I'm sorry if you seen this, I'm sorry if you had to imagine that, I'm sorry.

I know it's disgusting as hell, but someone is gonna/will do that kind of stuff and you know it.

Paulin: it's a horrible night
Caresy: what do you mean
Paulin: it's... I wish I could forget about it, in that small alley, that man, that... monster, it haunts me!

Caresy: what happened?

Paulin: I just...I just watched a man putting a tea in pp
Caresy: ...

Paulin: ...

Caresy: do you have it?

Paulin: beside the washing machine
Caresy: thanks.

by Proxley the serwofun caretaker September 5, 2020