Gay as tits

"Gay as tits" is a descriptive exclamatory statement.
Much like the saying, "Gay as hell", or "Gay as shit", "Gay as tits" is used to describe the level of gayness of a certain person, place or thing.

The word "gay" can be substituted with another adjective to suit any kind of situation. For example, one who is bored may use the phrase "Bored as tits" to emphasize the level of boredom the subject is experiencing.

Gay as tits Gay Gay as hell Gay as shit

by xxXSwagsterMasterXxx April 25, 2014

tit caddie

A cotton or woolen garment which covers the chest region. Often but not exclusively worn by women.

That woman is wearing a pink tit caddie.

by cannonball1990 May 11, 2014

Ass-titting

The process of touching anothers ass with your lady parts.

“I got ass-titted so hard yesterday!”
“Wow you sure like people ass-titting you.”

by kkvantas June 7, 2014

bisquick tits

Small biscuit shaped breast virtually devoid of nipples that remind you of the shitty biscuits your mom used to make

Yo she dropped her bra and out popped two little bisquick tits

by badnate87 June 13, 2014

tits on ice

a phrase that acts as an adjective to describe a thing that possesses the greatest amount excellence appropriate to that thing.

"bro, did you try that german chocolate cake? that shit was tits on ice."

"that new lil bow wow album is tits on ice."

by oldsexinjury June 28, 2014

dingo tits

Australian slang denoting that something is cool.

"Man, that NFL game was dingo tits."

by dingo-tits August 11, 2014

Drunk Tits

When a girl is so drunk that she stumbles around with her exposed boobs flopping around.

I know she had a good time at the party because she had drunk tits.

by dgb85 January 1, 2015