Turtling

To do turtling, you will need 4 or more people and the class turtle. Each person involved will fuck the turtle and the last person to nut will have to drink all the nut out of the dead turtle.

Me and my class wanted to pull a prank on the teacher, so we decided to do turtling!

by The ultimate businessman October 14, 2024

Turtling

When Meghan Markle tries to hide how horrible her personality is by pretending it’s everyone else around her and she’s so likeable

I shoved an old lady and I started Turtling to avoid the repercussions

by QCerone December 09, 2022

Turtling

When you sit down and your penis inside itself.

Ahh crap, my penis is turtling. I better stand up.

by The penguin king March 07, 2018

Turtling

Turtling is when a man/animal walks around with its cock out whilst smiling at you

My neighbour was turtling in his garden.

by Weeniebud279 May 15, 2022

turtling

when you shield someone from your bitch ass self because they could not handle it because they are baby

I am not an ass to Rani because I turtle him. I am turtling.

by CynIgnis September 27, 2020

turtling

In a video game, to progress through the game at a very slow pace, much slower than designed, in order to artificially lower its difficulty. E.g. engage fewer enemies at a time, kite them for extended time, use a lot of time to heal and stock up with consumables between encounters etc. Can be used as a derogatory term if it abuses game mechanics to the point of breaking immersion. Some games have measures to prevent this tactic such as set timers to complete each part or evolving opponents who would outpace and overwhelm you in such a case.

Streamer: "Okay, this part looks tough. So I'll be taking it very slow and methodically..."
Viewer: "Read: turtling"

by __Vano February 11, 2023

Turtling

A bunch of old people trying to figure out what a new "slang" means.

Tom:
Damn Reggie, my mom is always sitting there with her friends "turtling" over what bett means.

Reggie:
Bett.

by Orlandu July 15, 2020