A person with mild to severe obsessions with trains.
Can be used to describe general forgetfulness due to the distracting nature of locomotives.
Can be used to describe general forgetfulness due to the distracting nature of locomotives.
by Timothy Laybiel October 9, 2025
Get the Train Brainmug. What gets run on you when you get drunk at a company outing, mess up at work, or even have something beneficial happen to you. Gossip used to be spread slowly at the water cooler, but emails to half a company is the main mechanism by which this gossip is spread. The occurrence of an event can be spread to everyone you don't want it to to within 5 minutes of the start of the work day with a single email.
By 8 a.m., all of the secretaries at work were running the gossip train on Jim when he got drunk at a company outing on Friday night and felt up the boss's wife and made out with the back of her neck after he puked in their washing machine.
by TheGreatAus September 17, 2012
Get the gossip trainmug. A classic "train" with zero entry requirements and very easy to qualify, but conducted at a risky location where getting caught will be very costly.
"It wasn't just a train bro it was a Hall Train!" To which a common reply might be: " oh snap! Did you get caught?"
by HTM99 January 20, 2023
Get the Hall Trainmug. When 3 or more men get on their hands and knees, they are pegged in a line until they all finish on the floor
by Baby gravy man April 11, 2024
Get the baby gravy trainmug. A group all snorting a line of meth at the same time as running and opposite to each other to eventually fucking crash into eachother
by Mc nilson July 31, 2021
Get the Meth trainmug. Derisive term for a sizable number of acquaintances of someone with a dubious reputation who make praising statements about the individual's character/morals, offer to co-sign a loan he's requesting, etc., but who are of comparably-questionable integrity themselves, are also broke, etc., and so their own word and/or reliability is viewed as not being much more of a legitimate guarantee than the promises of the person they're vouching for. In other words, "quantito, but not qualito"... lots of impressive-looking "containers", but with no actual/tangible/legitimate "goods" inside of said containers.
Loan officer: I always feel really wary/suspicious whenever someone of unknown/questionable reputation asks for a loan and offers to bring in a number of other folks to vouch for his character, reliability, and financial responsibility --- "methinks he doth protest too much", plus usually his so-called "witnesses" appear to merely be an "empty-boxcars train of assurers"... they seem no more trustworthy than I would view the loan-requester himself as being, and so their voluminous praise/recommendations hold little significance and inspire little confidence in me regarding whether the loan-requester would actually possess adequate means/motivation/dedication to repay the money. I feel something like how the lady-attorney in "Losing Isaiah" did when she pointed out that the members of the "support group" whom ex-druggie/shoplifter Khaila had named as the people who were assisting her in her efforts to "go straight" and "live clean" had themselves all been former drug-users and/or criminals, and so she felt that they should not be considered to be viable/reliable helpers to prevent Khaila from relapsing.
by QuacksO September 21, 2018
Get the empty-boxcars train of assurersmug. by EDSA2 June 9, 2022
Get the Train Dooredmug.