When a person tries to relieve themselves by masturbating before 12 PM, but end up ejaculating on the floor, and promptly slip on it, causing some to get in the person's mouth.
Person 1: Man I just had such a bad morning, I tried to pop a rasclart and ended up doing a Slippery Wet Floor.
Person 2: That sucks!
Person 2: That sucks!
by Morbius number 2 June 13, 2022
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A concept created by the legendary MattyH0506. This is a process involving a traffic cone, a lot of sunflower oil (has to be sunflower oil), and finally, a woman.
Guy 1: "Why are you stealing a traffic cone?"
Guy 2: "Me and Jessica are doing a Slip and Slide "
Guy 1 "Good luck! Hope you have lots of sunflower oil"
Guy 2: "Me and Jessica are doing a Slip and Slide "
Guy 1 "Good luck! Hope you have lots of sunflower oil"
by KillHeiran June 20, 2022
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by Willydue July 7, 2022
Get the Slippery chicken sandwich mug.The kind of shit that leaves your crack feeling slimy. When you wipe, the toilet paper glides over your crack like it's sliding down a slip and slide.
by Arhs28 July 9, 2022
Get the Slippery shits mug.Person A: "a dude with an ahegao hoodie came and asked for a job. i had to explain to my manager that his hoodie was porn and i wouldn't hire him"
Person B: "so you're denying people the ability to make a living based on how they look?"
Person C: "Oh look. It's a slippery man argument"
Person B: "so you're denying people the ability to make a living based on how they look?"
Person C: "Oh look. It's a slippery man argument"
by ApathyAndUrgency July 16, 2022
Get the Slippery Man mug.A 9-piece heavy metal band from Des Moines, Iowa. They do not identify as any particular genre of metal, as they experiment with different forms. Styles noticeable in their music are rap metal (Spit It Out), thrash metal, death metal (Solway Firth), speed metal, experimental metal, and a power ballad or two (Snuff).
Slipknot are known for their attention-grabbing, energized concerts on stage, where they wear matching (or semi-matching) jumpsuits and individual masks.
Members are:
#0 Sid Wilson - turntables
Jay Weinberg - drums
Alessandro “V-Man” Venturella, aka - bass
Michael “Tortilla Guy” Pfaff - percussion
#4 Jim Root - guitar
#5 Craig Jones - samples
#6 M. Shawn “Clown” Crahan - percussion
#7 Mick Thomson - guitar
#8 Corey Taylor - vocals
Former members include #2 Paul Gray on bass (deceased as of 2010), #1 Joey Jordison on drums (dismissed in 2013 due to medical concerns and passed away in 2021), and #3 Chris Fehn on percussion (dismissed in 2019 due to legal disputes).
Albums are:
Slipknot - 1999
Iowa - 2001
Vol. 3: (The Subliminal Verses) - 2003
All Hope Is Gone - 2008
.5: The Gray Chapter - 2014
We Are Not Your Kind - 2019
The End, So Far - 2022
Slipknot are known for their attention-grabbing, energized concerts on stage, where they wear matching (or semi-matching) jumpsuits and individual masks.
Members are:
#0 Sid Wilson - turntables
Jay Weinberg - drums
Alessandro “V-Man” Venturella, aka - bass
Michael “Tortilla Guy” Pfaff - percussion
#4 Jim Root - guitar
#5 Craig Jones - samples
#6 M. Shawn “Clown” Crahan - percussion
#7 Mick Thomson - guitar
#8 Corey Taylor - vocals
Former members include #2 Paul Gray on bass (deceased as of 2010), #1 Joey Jordison on drums (dismissed in 2013 due to medical concerns and passed away in 2021), and #3 Chris Fehn on percussion (dismissed in 2019 due to legal disputes).
Albums are:
Slipknot - 1999
Iowa - 2001
Vol. 3: (The Subliminal Verses) - 2003
All Hope Is Gone - 2008
.5: The Gray Chapter - 2014
We Are Not Your Kind - 2019
The End, So Far - 2022
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